Wow. Just wow.
I posted on Facebook this amazingly gorgeous OMG! incredible picture of Joel McHale, because of course, I am obsessed with this man. I posted “Dying. Literally dying <3” with it, and I had a message from my Mum’s boyfriend in my inbox asking why I didn’t reply to my Mum’s message. I go to the picture and she said “Please explain what you mean about dying? Should I be worried and on my way home?”
Really mother? Really? I need to get this woman a book about internet speak. Seriously.